Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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