piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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