I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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