I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
