is wine microwaveable?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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