At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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