Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We need to feng shui this bitch.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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