you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order