So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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