I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
as a side note pls kill me
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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