I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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