ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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