she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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