You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
