we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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