Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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