dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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