Just fell off a train. Bad.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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