New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.