can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You smell like stripper and shame
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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