Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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