my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Say something about gay babies.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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