my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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