So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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