no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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