belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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