There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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