sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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