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Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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