do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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