he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
In other news, I just burned my penis
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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