so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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