we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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