Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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