He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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