wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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