This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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