day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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