Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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