Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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