Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize
