Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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