i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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