i would punch a child for taco bell
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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