Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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