Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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