Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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