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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes

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• (760): View more from California

  For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."

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• (512): View more from Texas

  ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Do you think county jail has a Groupon?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.

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