I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.