I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
