there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.