It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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