margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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