I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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