i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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