My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Who died my cat blue again?
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