Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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